Another 10 Bumper Stickers

“Disney World – A people trap operated by a mouse” “Wanted: women, no experience necessary. Contact Mars.” “I love cats. They taste just like chicken” “If it weren’t for politicians, we wouldn’t need assault rifles!” “Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician” “Lead me not into temptation…I can find it myself” … Continue reading

Top 10 “Features” of Windows 98

Each new copy comes with heavy-duty shrinkwrap Disk protection unit keeps other operating systems from invading your disk (like them systems by them long-haired freaks 🙂 Default background is Bill Gates’ face Free 10 minutes of Internet connection Prevents users of non-Intel products from doing anything Support for every device … Continue reading