Diary of an AOL User

July 18 – I just tried to connect to America Online. I’ve heard it is the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I’d better hold onto it in case they don’t ever send me anther one! I can’t connect. I don’t know what is … Continue reading

Learning To Spell With “Darnell”

This is “Learning to Spell with Darnell”. I be Darnell Jackson, and today we’re gonna spell the word __________. Spell it with me, now let’s use it in a sentence. Word Darnell Sentence Widen “When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I said, widen you tell me you … Continue reading

Horror-scope

Aquarius: Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid. … Continue reading

You Know It Is Humid Weather When

You wake up thinking you’re on a bus tour in Malaysia. The first thing you do every day is throw your pillow in the dryer. You hear the weather in Rangoon is better. You need wrestling experience to get in and out of your clothes. You pull out last night’s … Continue reading