The Top 25 Rejected Children’s Books

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, and The Vice Squad Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle Clifford the Big Red Dog Is Put To Sleep Where in the New York … Continue reading

Top 10 Beers That Never Made It

Flora — Beer made from daffodils and tulips Meltdown — a 5.4% beer — 5.4% H2SO4 Kill Nine — The beer for system administrators (“Kill nine lusers, tapes, and/or brain cells“) Schitz — Schlitz without the ‘l’, but it tastes the same George Michael’s Cream Ale — no explaination necessary … Continue reading

Are You: Pre-Boomer, Baby-Boomer, Generation X, or Generation Y?

Music should be… Melodic and romantic. Annoying to your parents. Annoying to your parents. Annoying to your parents. Sex is for… Married couples who want to start families. Anybody who wants to start a party. Latex-clad partners in a laboratory setting. Watching on TV. The American Dream is… A house … Continue reading

John and Joe Jones

There were two identical twin brothers by the name of Jones. John was married but Joe, the other brother was single and the owner of a small dilapidated boat. It happened that the same day that John’s wife died, Joe’s boat sank. A kind old lady met Joe on the … Continue reading

this is actually amusing!

There were these two guys, and like most guys, they were very competitve. Each took great pride in knowing a lot of people; very important and well-known people. These guys were named Joe and Harry. Harry owned a little bar and Joe would come down there on occassion to knock … Continue reading

Microsoft Windows for Macintosh Advertising Campaign

I heard that Microsoft is going to come out with a version of Windows for the MacIntosh. I can imagine what the advertisements will be: Are you tired of the user-friendliness of your MacIntosh? Then get Microsoft Windows for MacIntosh, featuring limited on-line help and poor documentation! Why settle for … Continue reading

Your Starship Captain Just Might Be A Redneck If…

Your shuttle craft has been up on blocks for over a month He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles You have a shuttle called “Billy Joe Bob” He refers to Klingons as “Critters” He refers to Photon Torpedoes as “Popguns” He has the sensor array repaired … Continue reading