Jesus is Coming

A Catholic Bishop was on his way to the Vatican when he saw a crowd of people. “Driver, ” he asked “take me to see what is happening over in that crowd of people. So he went over and saw Jesus Christ walking towards the Vatican. “Oh, my goodness!! That’s … Continue reading

New Priest

The new priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, “next Sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, every thing should … Continue reading