Luckiest Man in Ireland

A guy was walking down a street in Ireland when a man approached from behind him and stuck a knife to the the guy’s throat. “Be you protestant or catholic”, the assailant asked. The guy thought “If I say I’m catholic and he’s protestant, I’m a dead man. If I … Continue reading

“NINE FAMOUS IRISHMEN”- A bit of history for y’all.

In the Young Irish disorders, in Ireland in 1848, the following nine men were captured, tried, and convicted of treason against Her Majesty, the Queen, and were sentenced to death: John Mitchell, Morris Lyene, Pat Donahue, Thomas McGee, Charles Duffy, Thomas Meagher, Richard O’Gorman, Terrence McManus and Michael Ireland. Before … Continue reading

Guide to College

Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie. The only things you young persons think seriously about are loud music and sex. Trust me: these are closely related to college.) College is basically a bunch of rooms where … Continue reading