An Engineer, A Physicist and A Business Major; Job Interview

Once, an engineer, a physicist and a business major all applied for the same job. The person interviewed all three, and thought all were excellent. He had to think of some way to find the best person. So he told them all to come back the next day and tell … Continue reading

Interview humor…

============================== Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. +A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. +Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the … Continue reading

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After Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees, they were also asked to list the “most unusual” questions that have been asked by job candidates: “What is it that you people do at this company?” … Continue reading

letterman top ten lists

September 22, 1993 ================================================== Top ten signs you’ve lost control of your country ================================================== 10. At big public ceremonies, secret service guys play keep-away with your hat 9. People see you at the self-service pump filling up your pacer 8. Sharp drop in sales of “Yeltsersizer” workout machine 7. Stolichnaya … Continue reading

Why Mozart lost the job

Why Mozart Lost the Job Dear Dean X: I write in response to your suggestion of an appointment to our faculty for a Mr. W. A. Mozart, currently of Vienna, Austria. While the Music Department appreciates your interest, faculty are sensitive about their prerogatives in the selection of new colleagues. … Continue reading