Another 10 Bumper Stickers

“Disney World – A people trap operated by a mouse” “Wanted: women, no experience necessary. Contact Mars.” “I love cats. They taste just like chicken” “If it weren’t for politicians, we wouldn’t need assault rifles!” “Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician” “Lead me not into temptation…I can find it myself” … Continue reading

HUM: New Intel Chip

INTRODUCING the greatest and most powerful new chip out of INTEL’s(TM) Microporcessor Labs: The Potato(TM) Chip. Finally, with much fanfare, the newest upgrade to the best selling Pentium(TM) processor is released. The Potato(TM) Chip uses the latest in biochemical and electonic engineering. This newly developed organic microprocessor outshines the previous … Continue reading