Loony Laws

These excerpts are from the book “Loony Laws” by Robert Pelton In Ottumwa, Iowa, “It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted.” In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same … Continue reading

More Stupid American Laws

These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. Hope you enjoy them and remember, Law Enforcement is no joke! Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to … Continue reading

Lawyer’s Revenge

A quick narrative. I always wanted a hopped up muscle car when I was younger. I couldn’t afford one. Now I can, and I have one. It is a ’70 Mustang, and her name is Bessie. Bessie is the prototypical juvenile, male-caveman, scratch you crotch and drink cheap beer car. … Continue reading

Stupid Laws

According to The Bathroom Trivia Book, by Jack Kreismer: It’s against the law in Portland, Oregon for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM in Memphis, Tennessee. No one is permitted to carry an ice cream cone in … Continue reading

Top 10 Ways You Know Newt Gingrich Has Taken Control of the Info Highway

(taken from NewMedia magazine; Feb. 1995) 10) You wake up one morning and find your screensaver has been taken over by a Max Headroom version of Rush Limbaugh. 9) Special at CompUSA: a free assault weapon autographed by Newt with every purchase of a quad-speed CD-ROM upgrade kit. 8) New … Continue reading