Public Sleep Talker

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem–my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. I … Continue reading

Just Married

A Young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “here put these on.” She put them on and the waist was twice the size … Continue reading

Husband and wife finally hear the great news: They aren’t dead

From: Houston Chronicle Date: Monday, Feb. 19, 1996 Title: Husband and wife finally hear the great news: They aren’t dead In a series of bizarre circumstances and incredible coincidences, a south-east Harris County woman was told her husband was dead only to have him walk into the hospital waiting room … Continue reading

Quotes By Women

I feel convinced that a girl would never let herself be brought to the altar, no, she would probably refuse completely, if she knew *everything*… — Queen Victoria I married below my standards – all women do. — Nancy Astor You meet a lot of smart guys with stupid wives, … Continue reading

A Woman’s Little Instruction Book

Excerpts from “A Woman’s Little Instruction Book”… 1. Woman don’t make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself variety. 2. The best reason to divorce a man is for your health: you’ve gotten sick of him. 3. Definition of widowhood: the only good thing some women get … Continue reading

court humor ( clean

Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air. But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during … Continue reading

True Stories: Iron, Zippers and Broken Arms

Some people tend to cover up the truth when they show up in public with a black eye, broken arm or using cruches, and then try to explain what happened. Elaborate stories are concocted, but nearly every time the truth comes out, sometimes quite soon, sometimes years later. TRUE STORY … Continue reading

Church Poking

A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in … Continue reading

Divorced from Reality?

A woman walks into a lawyer’s office seeking to divorce her husband.  The lawyer asks if she has grounds and she says, “Oh, yes. We have a nice front yard and a beautifully landscaped back yard too.” “No, no, that’s not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?” “Oh, … Continue reading