OS California

[To the tune of Hotel California by The Eagles] In a dark deserted office Alone and open-plan Strong smells of black coffee Percolating through my fan Took a look at my user He would give a zombie fright Though his eyes grew heavy and his head grew dim Still he … Continue reading

Are You A Foreigner?

Hotel receptionist in Spain to Englishman: ‘Are you a foreigner?’ Englishman: ‘Certainly not! I’m British!’

Travel Tips from Those Who Know

** Travel Tips From Those Who Know… ** Here are a few things we have learned over the years that might make your travels more pleasant… 1. When in Europe remember that there is no such thing as _Supereurodiesel_ and do not, I repeat, do not put unleaded gas into … Continue reading

you guy’s are gonna love this

Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an ‘E’ for Effort. We hope you enjoy them. In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such … Continue reading

Chess Nuts – Pun

During the recent Karpov-Kasparov world chess championships they came to an adjournment and left for their hotel. In the lobby of the hotel several chess enthusiasts could be heard bragging, “I could beat Karpov with no problem”. “Oh yeah, I could beat both of them at the same time.” “That’s … Continue reading

Signs & Notices Pt. 3

Some more signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world: 1. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. 2. In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. 3. Outside a Hong Kong tailer shop: Ladies may … Continue reading

Humorously Translated Signs From Around The World

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass? In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today — no ice cream. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden … Continue reading

you know you’re a consultant …

10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process 9. You get all excited it’s Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work 8. Refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables. 7. Find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you … Continue reading