Top Condom Slogans (1 of 3)

Cover your stump before you hump Before you attack her, wrap your whacker Don’t be silly, protect your Willie When in doubt shroud you spout Don’t be a loner, cover your boner You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong If your not going to sack it, go home … Continue reading

Smurf Sex

A Joke not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading

Sexual Job Descriptions

AI hackers do it artificially. AT&T does it in Long Lines. Accountants do it for profit. Actors do it on stage. Acupuncturists do it with a small prick. Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts. Agents do it undercover. Air Traffic Controllers do it in the dark. Air Traffic Controllers … Continue reading

How do they do it ?

Anthropologists do it with culture. Archeologists do it with mummies. Architects do it late. Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl. Bayseians probably do it. Boy Scouts do it in the woods. C++ programmers do it with class. C++ programmers do it with private members and public … Continue reading

We Be Prayin’

May be offensive to blacks and the religious. ============================================== EBONICS ENGLISH Big Daddy’s Rap The Lord’s Prayer ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs, Our Father, who art in Heaven You be chillin’ Hallowed be thy name So be yo hood Thy Kingdom come You be sayin’ it, I be doin’ … Continue reading

Red Riding Hood

by Jim Garner copied by Andy Tiarks April 24, 1993 originally appeared in “Comic Relief” April, 1993 There once was a young person named Red Riding Hood who lived with her mother on the edge of a large wood. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of … Continue reading