Redneck’s Guide to Computer Lingo

This here is the WV Redneck’s Guide to Computer Lingo LOG ON Making the woodstove hotter LOG OFF Don’t add no more wood MONITOR Keepin an eye on thet woodstove DOWNLOAD Gettin the farwood ofn the truk MEGAHERTZ When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded FLOPPY DISK Whatca git … Continue reading

Top 10 Surprises in the 1997 National Football League Season

Jerry Rice hinted that he might be mortal Art Modell admitted that he’s an ass Barry Sanders is really Steve Urkel The Dallas Cowboys are two felonies short of their annual average Al Davis admitted that Super Bowl MVP’s aren’t all they’re cracked up to be Tom Coughlin holds sensitivity … Continue reading

The Programmer’s Quick Guide To The Languages

The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it difficult to remember what language you’re currently using. This handy reference is offered as a public service to help programmers who find themselves in such a dilemma. TASK: Shoot … Continue reading