Information Super Highway – ASCII Art

___________________ _____________________________________________________| |__ ___—-‘// | | ___— // | Information | ___— //____ | SuperHighway I-S | ___— // /____ |___________________| ___— /// |==__==| | | ___— /// ~||~~||~ | | ___— //// ‘ | | — //// // | | //// | | //// // | | //// | … Continue reading

Why Ask Why

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when … Continue reading

O.J. Verdict

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he’s stopped in traffic and thinks, “wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, we’re not even moving.” He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window … Continue reading

Steven Wright Quotes and One-Liners

Steven Wright: When I was growing up, my parents had a quick-sandbox. I was an only child… eventually. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time. I used to have a dog. I named him … Continue reading

what a way to die …

“Darwin Award” Nominee You all know about the Darwin Awards – It’s an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year’s winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which … Continue reading

If superhighways were like the internet

“Think of the Internet as a Highway.” There it is again. Some clueless fool talking about the “Information Superhighway.” They don’t know didley about the net. It’s nothing like a superhighway. That’s a rotten metaphor. Suppose the metaphor ran in the other direction. Suppose the highways were like the net. … Continue reading

Only in Arkansas

Here’s more on why Arkansas is everyone’s favorite state. This is from the Arkansas Democrat Gazette: “Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and hit a tree near Cotton Plant on State Highway 38 early Monday morning…” “Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and … Continue reading