Beavis and Butthead Pickup Lines

Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said “come.” You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let’s like get into each other’s life or whatever. Uh, like let’s drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, … Continue reading

You Know It Is Humid Weather When

You wake up thinking you’re on a bus tour in Malaysia. The first thing you do every day is throw your pillow in the dryer. You hear the weather in Rangoon is better. You need wrestling experience to get in and out of your clothes. You pull out last night’s … Continue reading