Top 10 Reasons Why Clint Beham Left Westminster

The Grim Reaper scared him away T1 just wasn’t fast enough Didn’t want to drink the required amount of alcohol for CS majors There’s these pesky things called “classes” that were getting in the way of his mudding He figured he wasn’t ready for college…or college wasn’t ready for him … Continue reading

You Know You’re a Grad Student When…

You just might be a grad student if: you can identify universities by their internet domains. you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels. you have difficulty reading anything that doesn’t have footnotes. you understand jokes about Foucoult. the concept of free time scares you. you consider caffeine to … Continue reading

more on interviews

A number of unusual statements made by candidates during the interview process: “I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement.” “At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking.” “I feel uneasy indoors.” “Sometimes I feel like smashing things.” “Women should not be … Continue reading

more OJ

The makers of BUCK knives have made a lucrative offer to OJ for endorsement of their product line. And it comes just in time, too: heard this morning that Hertz has fired him and NBC may not be using his services anymore, either. – – — It is not wonderful … Continue reading