Sexual Harassment Permission Form

Name: _______________________________ SOCIAL SECURITY No: ___________________ ADDRESS: ____________________________ CITY: _________________________________ STAFF ELEMENT: ______________________ HOME PHONE No.: _______________________ MALE: ____________ FEMALE: __________ OFFICE PHONE No.: _____________________ SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Male – Female Female – Female Male – Male All of the Above None of the Above – Please Specify: _______________________ I CONSENT … Continue reading

All I Need To Know About Life; I Learned From My Dog

If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want. When it comes to having sex, if at first you don’t succeed, beg. Don’t go out without I.D. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes. Be aware of … Continue reading

Use of the Word: Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “FUCK”. It is one magical word, just by its sound. You can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verbal intransitive (Dave … Continue reading

Unsuccessful Greeting Cards

Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when I got one… I got real snippy. I heard you had herpes… and I feel terrible… I’d say “Get well soon”… but I know it’s incurable. My tire was thumping…. I thought it was flat…. when I looked at the tire…. I … Continue reading