Drunk in a Graveyard

A man leaves a bar barely able to walk. It’s raining and very dark. Instead of turning left on exiting the bar, he turn right towards the graveyard. It’s been raining for some time, and the grave diggers have had to abandon a grave they had dug which is there … Continue reading

10 Ways to Make Your Neighbors Move

Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don’t have a phone. Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, “I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!”. Then point at each one … Continue reading

Easter Humor

One Sunday late in Lent a Sunday School teacher decided to ask her class what they remembered about Easter. The first little fellow suggested that Easter was when all the family comes to the house and they eat a big turkey and watch football. The teacher suggested that perhaps he … Continue reading