Famous Quotes Using “Fuck”

“What the fuck was that?” Mayor of Hiroshima “Thats not a real fucking gun.” John Lennon “Who’s gonna fucking find out?” Richard Nixon “Heads are going to fucking roll.” Anne Boleyn “What fucking map?” Mark Thatcher “Any fucking idiot could understand that.”Albert Einstein “It does so fucking look like her!” … Continue reading

The Young Man and The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms … Continue reading

Addicted to Vi

For those of you who don’t know UNIX and have no idea what “vi” is or how to use it, this message will not be very funny to you. For those of you who do know what “vi” is and how to use it, this will be a hoot. (sung … Continue reading

A Letter From Barbie

Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA Dear Sir, Listen you little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to … Continue reading

Herman the Poison Platypus

_Herman the Poison Platypus_ (to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) Had a very lethal duck bill. And if he ever bit you, You would become very ill. (And you die..) All of the other platypusses Thought that Herman was a creep. They used to taunt and tease him … Continue reading