Smurf Sex

A Joke not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading

Application To Live in New Jersey

NAME:__________________________ Nickname:_____________________ ADDRESS: ______________________ EXIT # __________ ______________________ ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _______Italian _______Sicilian ________Jewish BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE: a)Sewage b)Sulfur c)Garbage d)All of the above TOTAL # OF MUSCLE SHIRTS a)5 – 10 b)10 – 15 c)15 – 20 d)20 and above # OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS a)5 – 10 b)10 … Continue reading