Top 10 Beers That Never Made It

Flora — Beer made from daffodils and tulips Meltdown — a 5.4% beer — 5.4% H2SO4 Kill Nine — The beer for system administrators (“Kill nine lusers, tapes, and/or brain cells“) Schitz — Schlitz without the ‘l’, but it tastes the same George Michael’s Cream Ale — no explaination necessary … Continue reading

Smurf Sex

A Joke not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading

Application To Live in New Jersey

NAME:__________________________ Nickname:_____________________ ADDRESS: ______________________ EXIT # __________ ______________________ ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _______Italian _______Sicilian ________Jewish BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE: a)Sewage b)Sulfur c)Garbage d)All of the above TOTAL # OF MUSCLE SHIRTS a)5 – 10 b)10 – 15 c)15 – 20 d)20 and above # OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS a)5 – 10 b)10 … Continue reading