A Gift For My Sweetheart

A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and after careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweethearts young sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. … Continue reading

Signs You’ve Hired the Wrong Kid to Rake Your Leaves

He charges you by the leaf Keeps asking where he should plug in his rake Picks up leaves one at a time, dips them in nacho cheese, and eats them. Says, “This’ll just take a minute,” and starts soaking your lawn with gasoline. Your neighbor calls and asks, “Who’s that … Continue reading

OJ

Did you hear what OJ said to Judge Ito on his way out of the courtroom today?? “Can I have my hat and gloves back now?”

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The makers of BUCK knives have made a lucrative offer to OJ for endorsement of their product line. And it comes just in time, too: heard this morning that Hertz has fired him and NBC may not be using his services anymore, either. – – — It is not wonderful … Continue reading