Famous Quotes Using “Fuck”

“What the fuck was that?” Mayor of Hiroshima “Thats not a real fucking gun.” John Lennon “Who’s gonna fucking find out?” Richard Nixon “Heads are going to fucking roll.” Anne Boleyn “What fucking map?” Mark Thatcher “Any fucking idiot could understand that.”Albert Einstein “It does so fucking look like her!” … Continue reading

Use of the Word: Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “FUCK”. It is one magical word, just by its sound. You can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verbal intransitive (Dave … Continue reading

THINGS THAT YOU SHOULDN’T SAY TO YOUR PARENTS WHILE AT SCHOOL

1. Are you saying that I’m not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box? 2. Hey dad, are there any openings at your office? 3. She’s 21 and she reminds me of mom. 4. I’m converting! 5. I’m coming out of the closet! Just kidding…hello? hello, anyone there? 6. I don’t know, I … Continue reading

Mickey Humor

So, Mickey Mouse was arrested for beating his wife, Minnie. At the trial the judge said, “Now Mickey, I understand that you said Minnie was acting very silly recently. But surely that doesn’t give you the right to hit her.” “But your honor”, said Mickey “I didn’t say she was … Continue reading

Famous Words

Who said: “It’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” – Armstrong, Neil Armstrong.   Who said: “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” – Kennedy, John F. Kennedy.   Who said: “Don’t push me, don’t you … Continue reading

How to Clean Up Your Bad Language

It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with other employees. Due to complaints received from some employees who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. Nonetheless we … Continue reading