Offensive Jokes

Why are chickens so ugly? You would be too if you have a pecker hanging out of your forehead. Where do you get virgin wool? From ugly sheep. What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s middle finger. What’s the brown stuff between elephant’s toes? Slow natives. What do you get … Continue reading

Use of the Word: Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word “FUCK”. It is one magical word, just by its sound. You can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verbal intransitive (Dave … Continue reading

ecclesiastics! (offensive language)

two versions!!!!!!!!!!! The seven dwarfs went to church and sat in the back row. As the priest was giving his sermon, Dopey raised his hand. “Yes, Dopey?” the preist answered. “Father, are there any midget nuns in the parish?” “No, Dopey, there are no midget nuns. Any other question?” “No, … Continue reading