Smurf Sex

A Joke not suitable for readers under the age of 18.

It’s time to tell the truth about Smurfs. You see, Smurfs are a lot like other folks; they have dreams and ambitions, deep, thoughtful conversations with each other, and good and bad times. “But,” people ask, “do Smurfs have….. you know,…… sex?” The answer is an emphatic and resounding YES! And … Continue reading

Darn Funny Stuff from the book “Are You Normal”

By Bernice Kanner “What are your bathroom fetishes and patterns? Is there hidden meaning in the way you pull the paper or flush the toilet? Come peek in the john to see how you compare. How do you deal with toilet paper? We’re definitive about this. Men, you’re especially more … Continue reading

Lightbulbs in the 90s

Q: How many IUS folks does it take to change a light bulb? A: IUS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Ticket Number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue. As soon as a technician becomes … Continue reading

Why the Ethernet (Internet, Bitnet, etc..) Is Like a Penis

It can be up or down. It’s more fun when it’s up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done. In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the only thing … Continue reading

How the Gingrinch Stole Congress

——————————– How the Gingrinch Stole Congress by Lenore Skenazy (Funny Times / April 1995) ——————————– Every Rep down in Congress liked Clinton somewhat, Except for the Gingrinch, who simply did NOT| He hated Bill Clinton| He hated his wife| He vowed to torment them the rest of his life| The … Continue reading