Latest Darwin Award: Larry Walters

This story was clipped from the recent Darwin awards, which people get for doing something incredibly stupid.True stories. Here’s the winner: Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, as hard as you may find it to believe . … Continue reading

An Engineer, A Physicist and A Business Major; Job Interview

Once, an engineer, a physicist and a business major all applied for the same job. The person interviewed all three, and thought all were excellent. He had to think of some way to find the best person. So he told them all to come back the next day and tell … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

Entrance Exam – Football Player Version

Entrance Exam – Football Player Version Time Limit: 3 WKS What language is spoken in France? Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. Would you ask William Shakespeare to build a … Continue reading

Jesus Joke (clean)

The Day of Judgement has arrived. Major disasters everywhere: flood, fire, disease. St. Peter has been at the Gates of Heaven for three straight days, asking the millions of victims some very basic questions. Jesus comes along and sees that Peter is much too tired to continue. “Pete, take a … Continue reading

sometimes most of us can relate

I think that exercise is a waste of time. I’d rather lie very still and wait until my fat cells get bored enough to leave. I was offered the lead in a new motion picture, “The Attack of the Killer Love Handles”. If I gain another pound, I’ll have to … Continue reading

Sex Maths

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length is six inches, the average girl receives two hundred and sixteen inches or eighteen feet per intercourse. The average girl does it three times … Continue reading

What is electricity?

Today’s scientific question is: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS ELECTRICITY? – and WHERE DOES IT GO AFTER IT LEAVES THE TOASTER?? Here is a simple experiment you can all do: On a cold dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend’s mouth and … Continue reading