The Young Man and The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms … Continue reading

where are they now?

Some of you may be wondering what ever happened to some famous cartoon characters after they made their big splash. Well, I caught up with a few of them, and these are some of the results: The Grinch Changed his name to Gingrich and became Speaker of the House. Frosty … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

Jim is out

The typical inter-department email message we’ve all seen and never questioned until now: “Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.” THIS MEANS: 1. He doesn’t feel the way he usually does. 2. He is not in complete control of his hands. 3. His emotions … Continue reading

Never Say Never, Again

Never interrupt an enemy while he’s making a mistake – Napoleon Bonaparte Never must we dispair, never must we give in, but we must face facts and draw true conclusions from them. – Winston Churchill Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth. – Benjamin … Continue reading

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween

So…What’d you get in the sack? Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning! Just hop on that broomstick and ride it! Those small suckers are gone in a few licks. I got the best piece from that house. Quit screwing around on the porch! Stick your hand … Continue reading

Easter Humor

One Sunday late in Lent a Sunday School teacher decided to ask her class what they remembered about Easter. The first little fellow suggested that Easter was when all the family comes to the house and they eat a big turkey and watch football. The teacher suggested that perhaps he … Continue reading