10 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office

I need you to whip it out by 5! Mind if I use your laptop? Put this in my box before I leave. If I have to lick one more I’ll gag! I want it on my desk now! Hmm… I think it’s out of fluid. My equipment’s so old, … Continue reading

Inverterate Smilers Need a Dose of Reality

One of my fondest curbstone theories has recently been confirmed by genuine scientific research. It has to do with why some people are chronically grouchy and depressed while others are always bubbling with enthusiasm and looking at the bright side of life. A psychologist took a close look at students … Continue reading

If Dr. Seuss Wrote For Star Trek the Next Generation

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation… By Dave Fuller Picard: Sigma Indri, that’s the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We’ll have two days til we arrive But … Continue reading

A Key to Scientific Research Literature

“It has long been known that…” – I haven’t bothered to look up the reference. “While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions…” – The experiment didn’t work out, but I figured I could at least get a publication out of it. “The W-PO system … Continue reading