star trek qoutes

Star Trek quotes: Even historians fail to learn from history — they repeat the same mistakes. — John Gill, “Patterns of Force”, stardate 2534.7 Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected. — Spock, “The Squire of Gothos”, stardate 2124.5 I have never understood the female capacity to avoid … Continue reading

100 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order

If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. Use CB lingo where applicable. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this … Continue reading

Sex Maths

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length is six inches, the average girl receives two hundred and sixteen inches or eighteen feet per intercourse. The average girl does it three times … Continue reading