Product Warnings For Physicists

WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them. HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of … Continue reading

Smurf; Biological Reproduction and Cultural Development

One of the great mysteries that has puzzled men and women of the current 15-25 year-old generation is the riddle of the smurfs. Where exactly did they come from? How on earth do they reproduce? Where did Papa Smurf come from? Is smucking a real smurf cultural event? Here, after … Continue reading

philosophy, actually amusing

The Top 10 Philosophy Questions of All Time, Answered! 10. How do I know anything really exists? -Kick it *really* hard. 9. What is the essence of being human? -Not understanding the opposite sex. 8. If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to hear it, … Continue reading

Quotes

Johnny Hart’s comic strip “B.C.”: “If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices.” This one is my favorite: Bill Watterson, cartoonist: “Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of … Continue reading