You Know You’re a Grad Student When…

You just might be a grad student if: you can identify universities by their internet domains. you are constantly looking for a thesis in novels. you have difficulty reading anything that doesn’t have footnotes. you understand jokes about Foucoult. the concept of free time scares you. you consider caffeine to … Continue reading

Humor List Reader test (clean)

HUMOR LIST MANDATORY READER TEST INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Please read the question before answering it. 2. Do not answer more than one question at a time. 3. Do not get nervous. Only your ENTIRE FUTURE is riding on this test. 4. We don’t buy the invisible ink trick, unless, of course, … Continue reading

Why the chicken crossed the road

==================================== WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom … Continue reading