10 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office

I need you to whip it out by 5! Mind if I use your laptop? Put this in my box before I leave. If I have to lick one more I’ll gag! I want it on my desk now! Hmm… I think it’s out of fluid. My equipment’s so old, … Continue reading

10 COMMANDMENTS FOR TECHNICIANS

10 Commandments for Technicians — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — 1. Beware the lightning that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most un technicianlike manner. 2. Cause thou the switch that … Continue reading

Top 25 Reasons that Hockey is Better than Sex

It’s ok to bleed during play. If it’s a bad game, you can call a time out. Every player usually has two or three sticks to choose from. There is a limit to the sizes of all equipment. You can still play when you get married. You can change on … Continue reading