Household physics

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples: 1. A child’s eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to he ability to actually do the work involved. 2. Leftovers always … Continue reading

laws and stuff

It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is true … Continue reading

A Woman’s 50 Rules for Men

A WOMAN’S 50 RULES FOR MEN 1. Call. 2. Don’t lie. 3. Never tape any of her body parts together. 4. If guys’ night out is going to be fun, invite the girls. 5. If guys’ night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting. 6. … Continue reading