even more insults

>From the Internet, witty insults to hurl at your enemies and…your enemies! – —————————————————————————— – —————- If you don’t want to give people a bad name you will have your children illegitimately. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide! Even … Continue reading

If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord

My legions of terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. Shooting is not too good for … Continue reading

may be offensive to Clintonites

The 23rd Qualm Bill Clinton is my shepherd that I do not want. He maketh many lies about green pastures; He leadeth me beside still factories. He restoreth no faith: he leadeth me in the path of covetousness for His name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of … Continue reading