Have you ever heard of DOOM?

You Play Too Much DOOM, When… You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left. You try to pull out your BFG9000 after someone cuts you off on your way to work… You keep trying to pick things up by walking over them.. You eat the blue and … Continue reading

You Know You’ve Been On The Computer Too Long When…

When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I … Continue reading