Electricity

As you probably know, electricity is the thing that happens when two clouds rub together. Lightning is produced, and in no time at all lightening conductors are sent by the Electricity Board to direct it to near-by pylons, enormous electrical lamposts found mainly in the countryside. Nowadays we think nothing … Continue reading

Hamster Power

42 ways to get electric power from hamsters -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- 1. Stick copper and zinc electrode-needles in opposite ends of hamster. Use in series for higher voltage. -gwh 2. Shove them back and forth in Richard Gere’s butt. Creates static electricity. 3. Go to Radio Chack and offer them the hamster … Continue reading