Donald Duck – ASCII Art

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Things not to say or do at your thesis defense (part 3 of 6)

148 THINGS (NOT) TO DO OR SAY AT OR FOR YOUR THESIS DEFENSE Written by Master Peter Dutton contributions by Jim Lalopoulos, Alison Berube, and Jeff Cohen, Patricia Whitson and a few others. 51) Leave Jehovah’s Witness pamphlets scattered about. 52) “There will be a short quiz after my presentation…” … Continue reading

Signs & Notices Pt. 3

Some more signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world: 1. In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. 2. In a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. 3. Outside a Hong Kong tailer shop: Ladies may … Continue reading

Cartoon Laws

Cartoon Law I. – Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per … Continue reading

modern little red hen

– – —————————————————- THE MODERN LITTLE RED HEN Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered some grains of wheat. She called her neighbors and said, “If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help … Continue reading

Intresting News Stories from around the World.

Compiled by Ivan Weiss. From The Seattle Times, Saturday, October 14, 1995. A small group of policemen are trying to change a negative image of Bangkok law enforcement and ease driver tensions by dancing as they direct traffic. Twelve Ventura, Calif., cheerleaders crammed into a Voltswagen Bug during a contest. … Continue reading