Top Condom Slogans (2 of 3)

Glove your pecker before you check her Coat that slimmer before you prime her Condomize then womanize Cover old pete then grind her meat Guard your peter before you meet her Check your list before you tryst Wrap your bate before you mate Can your worm before you squirm Cover … Continue reading


Here are a few interesting views on politics: Communisim: If you have two cows you give both cows to the government, and then the government sells you some of the milk. Socialism: If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government and then the government gives you … Continue reading

TOP TEN Methods to Kill your ‘X’

TOP TEN Methods to Kill your ‘X’ ——————————– 10. Run them over with their car. 9. Sniper attack from atop Tall Building 8. Tell his mommy about the back seat of her car. 7. Put HEAT (muscle rub) in his jockies. 6. Put drain-o in their beer. 5. Tell the … Continue reading