Idiots In The World

Sign in a gas station: Coke — 49 cents. Two for a dollar! I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the … Continue reading

Tiger’s ego

There was this tiger who woke up one morning and just felt great. He felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him, “Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals!?!” And this poor quaking little monkey replied, “You are of course, no … Continue reading

The Night Before Christmas; Legally Speaking

THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, LEGALLY SPEAKING Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter “the House”) a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse. A variety of foot apparel, … Continue reading