Star Wars the Musical

** “Luke” (to the tune of “Lump” by The Presidents of the USA) ** ** New words by Patrick Mines. Luke sat alone on Tatooine, Waiting for something to happen to him. Droids showed up on the moisture farm, They totally confused all the passing jawas. He’s Luke, he’s Luke, … Continue reading

Top Ten Surprises in the New Version of Star Wars

Part of Chewbacca now played by a shirtless Ed Asner Commander of the Death Star: Dr. Kevorkian Land speeders replaced with bitchin’ pink Miatas Comic relief provided by Cheech Marin as Luke Skywalker’s wacky Mexican caddy Darth Vader’s voice goes up three octaves after Dennis Rodman kicks him in the … Continue reading