All The Ways To Confuse, Annoy, And Screw With Your Roommate – (page 2 of 4)

Dress in drag. Buy Lays potato chips with all your money. Stack the bags in the middle of the room in a pyramid. Eat them whenever your roommate is in the room. For every one you eat, offer your roommate one, each time telling him, “No one can eat just … Continue reading

The Dangers of Oxygen

Oxygen is a very toxic gas and an extreme fire hazard. It is fatal in concentrations of as little as 0.000001 p.p.m. Humans exposed to these oxygen concentrations die within a few minutes. Symptoms resemble very much those of cyanide poisoning (blue face, etc.) In higher concentration e.g. about 20%, … Continue reading

Getting My Daily Exercise

One day this moron passed a guy jumping up and down on a man-hole cover. The moron noticed that the guy was saying “21…21…21…21…”. The moron stopped and watched and after awhile, said, “Duh, het buddy, whatcha doin?” “21…21…21…Getting my daily exercise…21…21…21…” “Duh, ohhh. Can I try?” “21…21…21…Sure.” The guy … Continue reading

FIfty More Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Invite your invisible friends over for a few weeks. Blame them when all his beer is gone. Be convincing. Get a Brother P-Touch labeler. Label EVERYTHING!!! When ever your girlfriend sleeps over, leave wearing her clothes. Hide all your roomate’s stuff and tell him that he never lived with you. … Continue reading

Love Is…

Love is Love is Slapping the other person when they get too happy being sad when the person is too happy being together in good times and seeing them deteriorate into bad times Love is the source of control Love is being honest with yourself at all times… unless it … Continue reading