The World’s Best Worst Pickup Lines

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams. OR I want to call your mother and thank her. Is your daddy a thief? [“No.”] … Continue reading

The Top 25 Rejected Children’s Books

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, and The Vice Squad Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle Clifford the Big Red Dog Is Put To Sleep Where in the New York … Continue reading

New Priest

The new priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, “next Sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, every thing should … Continue reading

Just something to think about …

Death of an innocent child ************************** I went to a party mom, I remembered what you said. you told me not to drink, mom, So I drank soda instead. I felt really proud inside,mom, The way you said I would. I didn’t drink and drive mom Even though the others … Continue reading

We Be Prayin’

May be offensive to blacks and the religious. ============================================== EBONICS ENGLISH Big Daddy’s Rap The Lord’s Prayer ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs, Our Father, who art in Heaven You be chillin’ Hallowed be thy name So be yo hood Thy Kingdom come You be sayin’ it, I be doin’ … Continue reading