New Priest

The new priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, “next Sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips, every thing should … Continue reading

We Be Prayin’

May be offensive to blacks and the religious. ============================================== EBONICS ENGLISH Big Daddy’s Rap The Lord’s Prayer ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs, Our Father, who art in Heaven You be chillin’ Hallowed be thy name So be yo hood Thy Kingdom come You be sayin’ it, I be doin’ … Continue reading