elvis and jesus

THE TWO KINGS Jesus said, “Love thy neighbor” (Matthew 22:39). Elvis said, “Don’t Be Cruel” (RCA, 1956). Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters. Elvis Presley has 12 letters. Jesus is the Lord’s shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd. Jesus said, “Man shall not live by bread alone” (Matthew 4:4). Elvis loved … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

management analyst to the british crown

The Court of King George III London, England July 10, 1776 Mr. Thomas Jefferson c/o The Continental Congress Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Dear Mr. Jefferson: We have read your “Declaration of Independence” with great interest. Certainly, it represents a considerable undertaking, and many of your statements do merit serious consideration. Unfortunately, the … Continue reading