Q – What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone? A – Divorced Q – Why are women so bad at mathematics? A – Because men keep telling them that < ------------------------------------------------------------> is six inches. Q – Why is food better than men? A – Because … Continue reading

Adam and Eve

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Adam?”, God replies. “Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful … Continue reading

God and UNIX

For those not into the Biographies behind UNIX and Perl and such: First there was God. He was quite lonely, so he created Dennis. Dennis was unimpressed with God. So, . . . God created Brian. But Brian got bored with God. So Brian and Dennis started playing, and they … Continue reading