How The Angel Got To Be On Top Of The Christmas Tree

It just happened to be one of those dreadful days for Santa… It started of when he woke up groaning with a dreadful headache. But with so many things to do before Christmas Eve a few days later, there was no way that he could permit himself time to rest. … Continue reading

Top Ten Reasons The U.S. Is The Best Country On Earth

No dress code We’ve invented this cool holiday where all we do is blow up stuff Even a really, really dumb guy can host a talk show Guess what nation drank the most root beer last year? France? Think again, Buddy! Barney can beat the crap out of Mr. Blobby … Continue reading

Universal Truths

MEDIA, TV, FILMS The hell with the Prime Directive – let’s kill something! Hello. My name is Batman. You killed my father. Prepare to die. He’s dead, Jim. You take his phaser, I’ll get his wallet. I hate you, you hate me, let’s go out and kill Barney – with … Continue reading