The Chain Letter Of St. Paul The Apostle To The Corinthians

The Chain Letter of Paul the Apostle to the Corinthians WITH CHARITY ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE This epistle comes to you from Philippi. Grace be to you and peace. Spiritual gifts will be delivered unto you within four days of receiving this letter–providing you in turn send it on. This … Continue reading

Microsoft

There was a knock on the door. It was the man from Microsoft. “Not you again,” I said. “Sorry,” he said, a little sheepishly. “I guess you know why I’m here.” Indeed I did. Microsoft’s $300 million campaign to promote the Windows 95 operating system was meant to be universally … Continue reading

All systems go

Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?) That’s SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this….. Terminated??! What software license? Well, it’s doing SOMETHING….. Wow….that seemed FAST….. What do you mean that wasn’t a copy? It didn’t do that a minute ago… The drive … Continue reading

COLLECTABLES (part two)

27) LaLeche League baby bottles 28) Planned Parenthood “Just Say No” buttons 29) Southern Baptist Convention dance cards 30) Amish remote control garage door openers 31) NAACP lawn jockies 32) Marvin Gay’s recording of “Oh, My Papa” 33) ASPCA spurs 34) Tickets to the Annual Hillel Ham Supper 35) The … Continue reading

50 Fun Things Todo in a Final That Doesn’t Matter

You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam, so: Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes … Continue reading