A New Twist on Some Old Adages

A fool and his money… …bought Windows 95. …will soon have a large AOL bill. …are fun to go out with. All’s fair in love and… …Beltway traffic. …chocolate. To err is human, to forgive… …is O.J.’s jurors. If at first you don’t succeed… …hire someone who can. ‘Tis better … Continue reading

If Food was Dirty

“. . . there are only two things you need to make people. You got to have sex. You got to have food. . . But for some reason, sex is dirty. Maybe God was a Republican. Somebody said, ‘All right, you want to propogate, go ahead, but only late … Continue reading