The Full #Diet

BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milk LUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed zucchini 1 Oreo cookie MID-AFTERNOON SNACK rest of the package of Oreo cookies 1 quart Rocky Road ice cream 1 jar hot fudge DINNER 2 loaves garlic … Continue reading

Semester Burnout

SYMPTOMS OF SEMESTER BURNOUT! 1. When your parents inquire about your grades and you sing the cookie monster song (C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me…) 2. You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than you have … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

32 Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men

It’s enjoyable hard or soft. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it. You always want to swallow. It won’t complain if you share it with friends. It’s “quick and convenient”. You can enjoy it more than once. … Continue reading

fortune Cookies

The Washington Post Style Invitational challenge was to come up with a fortune cookie you’d like to see. 4th runner up: If Newt wrote this, it would be worth $ 4 Million. 3rd runner up: Help! I’m being held prisoner in a chinese fortune cookie factorie so I’m putting my … Continue reading