Top 10 Things That’ll Change When Jesse Ventura Becomes Governor

He’ll get in the ring with Hogan to determing the next President John Randle will become a heavyweight champion of every wrestling organization The name will be changed to “McMahonSucksLand” The Twins will move out Update Minnesota constitution to allow powerbombs as misdemeanor punishment Update Minnesota constitution to allow powerbombs … Continue reading

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The five rules of Socialism: 1. Don’t think 2. If you do think, don’t speak 3. If you think and speak, don’t write 4. If you think, speak and write, don’t sign 5. If you think, spead, write and sign, don’t be surprised How does the Soviet Constitution differ from … Continue reading