IVY League Humor

1. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two—one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. 2. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven—one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. 3. How many Dartmouth … Continue reading

Light Bulbs and College Students

How many George Washington students does it take to change a lightbulb? Five–one to change the lightbulb, and four to complain that, for the money they’re paying, someone damn well ought to change the lightbulb for them. How many Carnegie Mellon students does it take to change a lightbulb? Four … Continue reading