Jokes Collection 2

What’s the difference between a dead politician lying in the middle of the road, and a dead dog in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog! Paddy decided to tidy himself up a bit one day, and went out and bought himself a … Continue reading

More from interviews

After Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees, they were also asked to list the “most unusual” questions that have been asked by job candidates: “What is it that you people do at this company?” … Continue reading

Quotes By Women

I feel convinced that a girl would never let herself be brought to the altar, no, she would probably refuse completely, if she knew *everything*… — Queen Victoria I married below my standards – all women do. — Nancy Astor You meet a lot of smart guys with stupid wives, … Continue reading

O.J. Verdict

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he’s stopped in traffic and thinks, “wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, we’re not even moving.” He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window … Continue reading

top 10 signs that your relationship might be in danger

Top Ten Reasons Your Relationship May Be in Danger 10. Your boyfriend wants to nail your sister. 9. Your lesbian girlfriend tells you she’s having Elvis Presley’s love child. 8. One word: Cannibalism. 7. You live in the Midwest, he lives in a world of his own. 6. You wonder … Continue reading