Things Todo at Work to Lessen Your Stress

Write hate mail (for those who are *really* stressed: Fax/email hate mail around the world) Tacks & rubber bands= bulletin board art (bonus: earn respect from co-workers who didn’t realize you had taste) Tap dance naked on the conference room table See if you can get everyone in your office … Continue reading

University Course Evaluation Comments

A friend of mine goes to Brown University. They have a publication there called “The Critical Review.” A section has student comments on a class. Here are some of the more humorous:   Insights from Student Surveys: “He spoke, I had no clue, it was as mutal relationship.” “The book was written … Continue reading

More Coffee, Anyone?

An experiment was conducted recently to determine the effects of numerous cups of coffee on human physiology. The test took place in the bright and well-ventilated offices of a newspaper. Regular automatic-drip coffee was used. The brand name is not mentioned here because of possible pending litigation. The names of … Continue reading

Humor:Slide Rules

Reasons Why a Slide Rule (and Paper Pad) is Better Than an X Workstation ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ – A Slide Rule doesn’t shut down abruptly when it gets too hot. – One hundred people all using Slide Rules and Paper Pads do not start wailing and screaming due to a single-point failure. … Continue reading

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. Get some hair. Disperse … Continue reading

How I know I’ve had too much coffee

Ways I know I’ve had too much coffee 1. Seeing elephants 2. Trying to catch said elephants 3. Disco dancing around my cubicle at work 4. Had to remortgage the house to buy more expresso 5. Bartender told me I’d had enough 6. Those sloshing sounds when I walk 7. … Continue reading

Steven Wright Quotes and One-Liners

Steven Wright: When I was growing up, my parents had a quick-sandbox. I was an only child… eventually. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time. I used to have a dog. I named him … Continue reading

What happens when you die and go to hell?…….

After a long and difficult life, a particularly bad chap died. (As we all must.) Promptly after his death, the man found himself in the very depths of Hell, facing a grinning fellow in a bright red leisure suit. The man knew that this apparition could be none other than … Continue reading